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What’s a “Covid”? Is that anything like a “face diaper”? Just curious... Meanwhile...Careful! The Martians are coming! Just ask Orson. He KNOWS!! Meanwhile...Got any limes? I hear they go great with a Corona. Meanwhile...There’s a new cereal on the market. Several manufacturers are making it. It’s known as “Corona Flakes”. Each box comes with a prize inside: Two masks plus a sample of hand sanitizer. Meanwhile...Be on the alert. Following this Coronavirus will be that pesky Budweiservirus followed by the deadly Saint Pauligirlvirus. Watch out for that despicable Heinekenvirus as it’s right around the corner as well! After that follows that Mickey’s Big Mouthvirus. You’ve all been warned! Meanwhile...Does anyone know where one can pick up a pack of face diapers? Fresh out. Meanwhile...I must be losing track. This “Delta Variant” thing: Is that the Budweiservirus or the Saint Pauligirlvirus? I can’t remember. Meanwhile...“ACHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. Looks like I’m coming down with that pesky ‘Coronavirus’ thing again...” Meanwhile...Interesting how the American Medical Association defines a “coronavirus” as “The common cold”...Amazing how the thing “magically mutated” from a “coronavirus” into some “Covid” thing. Isn’t it rather funny how that happens? Meanwhile...Here’s some more fake news dedicated to all those hoarders out there...