taliban

#humor #talibanTen Signs You Might Be Taliban ...10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.9. Your country now has billions of dollars in Military equipment, but you can't afford shoes.8. You have more wives than teeth.7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.6. You praise Allah for the millions of U.S. dollars gifted to you by a U.S. President Biden who is #1 on your hit list.5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"3. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban ...1. You've always had a crush on your neighbors goat.