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High up in a skyscraper, a man climbed out a window and stepped out onto the ledge. He was 12 stories above the sidewalk.They sent Jeff to talk to him, to see what was wrong.Jeff stuck his head out the window and said, "Hey, don't jump! Think about your wife."The man said, " I'm not married."Jeff said, "Well ... think about your mother and father."The man said, "They're both dead."Jeff said, "Think about your friends."The man said, "I don't have any friends."Jeff said, "Well then think of Robert E. Lee!!!!"The man said, "Who's Robert E. Lee?""Well then JUMP, you bastard!!!"