AmericanPride
on November 8, 2024
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Official Statement from Tom Hanks, November 6, 2024
"Dear friends and fans,
It is with a heavy heart and an even heavier suitcase that I announce: I have officially fled the country. Yes, you heard that right-I am currently writing this from a far-off, undisclosed location, with a beautiful view of... well, something that's definitely not America.
Why am I here, you ask? Let's just say that President Trump 2.0 was a bit more than I was ready for. When I saw the results, I thought, 'Run, Forrest, run!' and that's exactly what I did. Not to mention, the fear of ending up in federal prison had me sprinting faster than a castaway chasing a volleyball.
Please don't think of this as me abandoning my beloved country-just think of it as a very long, politically-induced vacation. I'll be back... eventually. Or maybe just in time for President Oprah.
Love and hope from... somewhere, Tom Hanks"
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DJTFan
Stay out!!!!
  • November 8, 2024
    RealRawNews.com; usmilitarynews.com, home-restored republic all repost Hank and his Wife HANGED @ GITMO for crimes against humanity and worse. RIP you POS. Just another child rapist and adrenochrome addict.
  • November 8, 2024
    dutch
    One down a thousand or more to go..
  • November 8, 2024
    ROBERTE1
    So he took a vacation big deal.
  • November 8, 2024
    tambourinegirl
    Fantastic! And renounce your citizenship too.
  • November 8, 2024 Edited
    You won't be making any new movies and we aren't going to go see them. and you're right, Trump's AG will track you down and arrest you since your name is on the Epstein and Diddy party list. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!
  • November 8, 2024
    dutch
    I wonder which one of the few countries that doesn't have a extradition agreement with the USA him and his friends are headed to? Any bets that B. Insane Obummer and big Mike are already there. They left suddenly too.
  • November 8, 2024