Gnomes

This would be a great means of home defense, especially when the SHTF, but unless you live in the country I wouldn't recommend it. It wouldn't be wise to detonate one anywhere closer than a half mile away from your house unless you want all the windows in your house blown out. However, if you had a long driveway it would be a great way to keep unwelcome intruders off your property. So what's up with you and the garden gnomes?https://imgflip.com/i/7r7isg