WJCharliee
on December 7, 2023
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πŸ˜‚ #TO #WHOM #DOES #THE #LAND #OF #ISRAEL #BELONG?? πŸ˜‚
An #Israeli #Sense #of #Humor at #United #Nations set the #record #straight.
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations #Assembly and made the #world #community #smile.
The #Representative from #Israel began:
"Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you something about #Moses:
'When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought,
"What a good opportunity to have a bath!"
Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Palestinian had stolen them!' "
The #Palestinian #representative at the #UN jumped up furiously and
shouted,
"What are you talking about?! The #Palestinians weren't there then!!!"
The Israeli representative smiled and replied,
"And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my #speech."
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