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5TH GRADE TEACHER GETS REMOVED FROM THEIR JOB AFTER GIVING "DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE" ASSIGNMENT ON 9/11 ANNIVERSARY A 5th grade health teacher on Long Island has been removed from the classroom pending an investigation into a "deeply offensive" assignment given this past September 11th. Plainview, too. It's clear Long Island's #1 son MJF is going to have to crack some heads. According to WABC-7, a substitute teacher is taking over the health class pending an investigation into the "deeply inappropriate" assignment given by the permanent teacher. Principal Dr. Joseph Coladonato said in a statement: "Our school, and our District as a whole, do not approve nor support assignments that are age-inappropriate, out of alignment with the curriculum, and fall outside of New York State standards. This assignment violated all of these criteria and has no place in our classrooms. We condemn this type of material in the strongest possible terms." It's a "deeply offensive assignment" on the anniversary of 9/11. Did it claim 1/6 was worse? Blame Star Wars for 9/11? Compare schlimate change to 9/11? No. The assignment asked a classroom full of 5th graders, in the event of a nuclear holocaust, who would they bring into their shelter with them? The options are: A 16-year-old pregnant girl A police officer with multiple charges of brutality pending against him, he has his gun A 38-year-old retired prostitute A 75-year-old priest A 35-year-old sterile female doctor A husband and wife. They refuse to be separated. He is a lawyer. She is an alcoholic. A 31-year-old homosexual architect A 50-year-old musician, previously addicted to cocaine A 28-year-old drifter with no apparent skills I don't get the deeply offensive part. Stupid? Yes. Age inappropriate for ten-year-olds? Absolutely. But it's not like they were asked to draw pictures where they can safely masturbate in their house. Or what orifice they prefer to have sex in. Just saying, we've seen much, MUCH worse. Though to answer the question: 1. I'm assigning the drifter female at birth. For procreation purposes. 2. The 50-year-old musician so we have music. There won't be any blow in the shelter, so they should be good. 3. and 4. The lawyer and his wife, again for procreation purposes. She can dry out in the shelter. 5. The 16-year-old pregnant girl, for chivalrous women and children first reasons. 6. And the doctor to take care of us all. I've seen people on X say their first pick would be the abusive cop because he has a gun. But this is my shelter and part of the supplies would already be firearms for self-protection.