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"Let's see ... what are some SERIOIUS problems that I, as President, can work on? "Hmmm ... border security? Fentanyl deaths? Rampant crime in the streets? Good Samaritans being prosecuted? Inflation? High gasoline crises? Government corruption? "No, I'll tackle a REAL problem ... HIDDEN JUNK FEES!!!!! You know, the thing ..."