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"Hiking In 2023 Is A Real DRAG" New Tina Toon Hide the wildlife! Every day it seems some major brand picks up the sword and commits seppuku. They have seen what happens to other corporations that “get woke and go broke,” and yet they do the same suicidal marketing stunt and then endure massive losses in profits and customer trust. Here comes the new North Face spokes-thang! It’s a hiking drag queen with a full mustache! Because that’s what you want to see when you go hiking in the great outdoors, a homosexual sashaying down the trail in a tacky, garish rainbow colored mini-dress that would send bears running for cover. North Face has learned nothing from Target and Bud Light in the last few weeks. Their traditional customers will teach them a lesson. It’s time to boycott them all. Next!? Walmart, “hold my beer…” —Tina