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😂 TEXASS VS. CALIFORNICATION 😱 SAME STORY, DIFFERENT STATES 🤔 In California 😈 💩 The Governor is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and kills the Governor's dog, The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and realizes he should stop because the Coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls Animal Control who captures the Coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He next calls a veterinarian who collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the Coyote and getting his bite bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free from dangerous animals. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "Coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training on the nature of Coyotes. PETA protests the Coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. In Texas 🇺🇸 🗽 The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. The Governor shoots the Coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The buzzards eat the dead Coyote. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: And that, my friends, is why California is "Woke to Broke", but Texas is "Free and Prosperous"! #woke #wokeness #WOKEMINDVIRUS #awakening #awaken #AwakeNotWoke #awakebutnotwoke #buytexas #california #texas #Governor #dogsofmewe #comedy #comedylover #humor #dirtyhumor #government #GovernorRonDeSantis #Governors #dogs #dog #dogtraining #dogfriendly #dogtrainer #dogsofinstagram #funnymemes #funny #funnypost #funnyanimals #fun #comedy #humorous