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A 3-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is reading a book. Every ten seconds or so, he puts the book down and hits himself on top of the head. His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…" Billy says, "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone doodoo yet." Mother says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Billy says, "Works for ketchup."