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According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.Your grandma's computer passwordTrump's safe in Mar-A-LagoEpstein's prison cellThermal exhaust ports on the death starAn unlocked car in ChicagoYour daughter's hair around Joe BidenBed, Bath & Beyond StockTrusting in works for salvationRings of Power Season 2The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left handAshley Biden's diaryThe word of a SpaniardHunter's laptopElections in PhiladelphiaBen and J-Lo's marriageGerman gas pricesCalifornia's electric gridYour lunch in the break room fridgeA cheeseburger in front of your momA pile of crack in front of Hunter BidenBig tech's handling of your dataYour 401kPretty much every other border everywhere else in the world