triggered

I need some help. How do I trigger my left-tard relatives at Thanksgiving? Fuckem if they don't like it, I cooked. This is what I have for a start: ________________________________________ -There are two sexes. -Marriage is between a man and a woman. -Feminism has been a destructive influence on the traditional family. -GLBT people deserve equal rights but not special rights. -BLM is a huge scam. -Antifa are useful idiots for people who consider them useful idiots. -George Soros is funding left-leaning organization and politicians with the intention of destroying the United States. -Your political elites are the worst kind of trash. Look at Pelosi and tell me she's NOT an elderly alcoholic with stage 2 dementia. You don't even want to know about Adam Schiff's hobbies. -Socialism has never worked. -Yes, real socialism has been tried. -No, you are not smarter or purer of heart than those socialists who have tried it previously. -Men and women are different. -Boys and girls are different and schools should treat them appropriately. -The American Main Stream Media is owned by five huge corporations which are in turn owned by the elites who use the MSM to tell the peons what they should think.