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Mr-Jemstar

Male. Lives in Ridgecrest, California, United States. Born on January 8, 1957.

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I'm totally up side down, backwards, off the wall, and 3 points with no net. In a battle of wits, I ... View MoreI'm totally up side down, backwards, off the wall, and 3 points with no net. In a battle of wits, I can hold my own, and give away weapons the enemy never knew existed. I'm not a smart-ass...all it does is fart and whistle, but I'm trying to teach it to sing. I am not a fan of organized religion....I prefer disorganized joy at the wonders God provides...when she's not pissed and yelling at me to pay attention. I'm remarkably open minded...you just can't see it. I give out second chances like they'll never run out, but I remember addresses so I can return 3rd timers remains. If you want to get along with me, just do it...it's not rocket science, and it doesn't take 20 questions...acceptance is key.

I am an alpha male, but I hide it well, most days. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus...and all you fuckers from Uranus can play your games, but leave me out of them. I am "totally and permanently disabled", Their label...as long as my hands can still do what my brain tells them to, they can have their little fiction....I know better, and plan to show them the error of their ways in the near future. I'm single, but you don't really want none of this sauce...I'm my 93 year old mother's live-in care giver, and my squirrely 55 year old adopted sister's caretaker (likes to get out far enough to break limbs and see if I remember how to catch). I'm not averse to a relationship, but I just can't hold my breath that long any more. If I ever meet a woman who knows where the past belongs, knows the future will happen no matter how well we prepare, and can accept each minute as it happens...I'll probably propose to all 3 of them. Till then, keep the games...I know all the rules, and I frequently break them. I'm content with who I've grown up to be....I'm actually proud of what I've accomplished so far...the good, the bad, and the ones who couldn't hack it. I hate being alone, but it beats the hell out of being lonely with someone. Don't dip a toe in this pond...I'm deeper than I look, and too many have already drowned....Caveat Emptor...if you don't know, if you're not ready...don't ask. Skinny dipping is allowed at all times...

PS...I tried to put "guess" under gender...Someone needs some anal bleach so they can lighten the fuck up....

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Mr-Jemstar

October 20, 2021 7:39 am

Guess what snowflakes....Being a living example of a textbook psychological disorder does NOT mean you are a newly minted gender, and the only pronoun you're entitled to is moron!!! It's a set of real... View More