BINGO!
Cartoon published 05/16/2024
The Biden campaign is desperate. Their candidate is woefully behind in the polls so they are allowing Joe to debate in the hopes that somehow he will prevail over... View MoreBINGO!
Cartoon published 05/16/2024
The Biden campaign is desperate. Their candidate is woefully behind in the polls so they are allowing Joe to debate in the hopes that somehow he will prevail over Trump. To make that happen they’ve made sure there is no audience, and the forum is CNN, a Democrat stronghold, with Jake Tapper as the moderator.
I’ve had my run-ins with Jake before. He’s a far-left kook and a liar who possesses a mediocre talent for cartooning and a mediocre but very vindictive mind. He will do his best to make Trump look bad and prop up Biden.
Joe wants the first debate to occur ahead of the Democrat Convention—perhaps to keep his party from replacing him. How his party must wish Gavin Newsom could be debating Trump instead. Newsom lies just as much as Biden, but he’s much smoother with his delivery. Biden is, as Trump has said, a moron—and he has been that way well before he grew old and infirm.
Biden claims he won the previous debates with Trump—another obvious lie from Sleepy Joe, and a risible one at that.
The only way Biden can do well is if they rolled a body double with a communication device stuck in his ear, thus allowing the handlers to feed him accurate facts and figures.
Regardless, expect Trump to crush the confused octogenarian. Bingo!
— Ben Garrison
IF HOUSE SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON HAD BEEN IN ‘STAR WARS’
Cartoon published 05/11/2024
Recent Republican speakers have included John Boehner (the tearful), Paul Ryan, Kevin McCarthy, and now Mike Johnso... View MoreIF HOUSE SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON HAD BEEN IN ‘STAR WARS’
Cartoon published 05/11/2024
Recent Republican speakers have included John Boehner (the tearful), Paul Ryan, Kevin McCarthy, and now Mike Johnson. All of them were ineffective when it came to carrying out policies for which they were elected, even though they may tell you they tried. As Yoda might say, “Do or do not. There is no try!” The Republican Speakers chose to do not. They all cooperated with Democrats. They are RINOs. They are the part of the UniParty Swamp.
We had a new hope with Johnson, but the Democrat Party struck back and the Louisiana Republican quickly caved and turned to the Democrat side. He can’t be removed from the Speaker’s seat because too many Democrats now support him because he helped push through ridiculous spending bills that includes $60 billion more to Ukraine while our own border remains wide open.
The Democrats have constructed a Death Star aimed at America.
Johnson has expressed support for disgraced prosecutor Jack Smith, who has contorted our legal system to go after Trump, and now we know Biden ordered the corrupt FBI to raid Mar-a Lago and plant evidence to make it easier for Smith to get a conviction. Johnson is okay with this. Maybe next he’ll be okay with late term abortion. His capitulation will have become complete.
Conservatives cast votes for those whom they think are Republicans, but when those politicians get to Congress they change into RINOs. Maybe they get blackmailed. Maybe they get bribed. Maybe they think it’s pointless to resist. For whatever reason they stop believing in the MAGA vision.
‘THAT is why they fail.’
—Ben Garrison
AS THE BRAIN WORM TURNS, RFK JR.
Cartoon published 05/09/2024
I did not have brain worms on my 2024 bingo card.
2024 got even stranger when RFK Jr. revealed that his doctor told him that he had a b... View MoreAS THE BRAIN WORM TURNS, RFK JR.
Cartoon published 05/09/2024
I did not have brain worms on my 2024 bingo card.
2024 got even stranger when RFK Jr. revealed that his doctor told him that he had a brain worm eat part of his brain years ago. Then the worm died.
Holy zombies, Batman!
RFK Jr. explained that he had a brain worm, which he described as having “got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died.” This health issue was revealed in a 2012 deposition reviewed by The New York Times, where he mentioned experiencing memory loss and severe brain fog that led to cognitive issues. The worm in question is likely to be from the larvae of a tapeworm, possibly T. solium, which is known for causing neurocysticercosis when it affects the brain. This condition is not as rare as one might think and is more common in the developing world. However, RFK Jr. has stated that he fully recovered from the memory loss and brain fogginess and experienced no other lingering effects from the parasite.
RFK Jr also stated that a woman should be able to abort her baby at full term…FULL term. It looks like the worms ate more of his brain than Jr. let on….
I just want a President who doesn’t have brain worms and doesn’t poop his pants… (I’m looking at you Joe Biden) …is that too much to ask?
—Tina
MISS TRIAL TAKES THE STAND, STORMY DANIELS
Cartoon published 05/08/2024
Stormy Daniels, the porn star grifter who earlier lost her defamation case against President Trump, was back in the courtroom ... View MoreMISS TRIAL TAKES THE STAND, STORMY DANIELS
Cartoon published 05/08/2024
Stormy Daniels, the porn star grifter who earlier lost her defamation case against President Trump, was back in the courtroom again. This time Stormy kept her clothes on under the bright lights and cameras. She was there to testify in Bragg’s so-called “hush money” case. Basically, she was called up to lie about an alleged affair with President Trump. It did not matter that Trump provided a signed letter with Stormy’s signature on it that stated the affair never happened.
Stormy is one again producing lurid lies to cash in on Trump. What she says is about reliable as the prosecution’s other star witness, the disgraced liar, perjurer, fraudster, and jail bird Michael Cohen, whom Stormy sued for defamation in 2018, which was dismissed. Now they are acting together as star witnesses against Trump. Talk about credibility!
‘Horse face’ still owes President Trump $500,000 in legal fees from the last time she tangled with Trump in court. Like a moth drawn to a bug light, Stormy was lured by the trial spotlight. The attention was too tempting for the porn star.
We must admit that ‘Miss Trial’s’ testimony was entertaining and at one point she started raising her voice. The Judge admonished her to stop talking so fast—the court could not keep up with her motor mouth.
CNN reported:
Paula Reid: It became really heated because Nicholas confirms you call him names all the time. Daniel starts to sort of yell, saying, “Yes, because he made fun of me first.” This is devolving pretty quickly. This is pretty toddler-esque conduct and lack of accountability. But what the defense is very effectively getting at is Daniel’s disdain for the defendant. This so far has been a very effective and dramatic cross and appears to continuing to become even more dramatic.
The Alvin Bragg case has turned a court of law into a Jerry Springer episode. It’s a clown show filled with gossip, lies, and innuendo. Still, what else would you expect from a Banana Republic justice system?
This is similar to a communist show trial and it is disgusting what Judge Merchan is making President Trump endure. These Soros-funded DAs and Democrat activist judges must be removed or they will destroy the American justice system. All prosecutors and lawyers who conducted these cases have committed election interference. They should be fired and disbarred.
That may never happen because it may already be too late.
—The GrrrTeam
BIDEN, THE LIAR IN CHIEF
Cartoon published 05/06/2024
Those handling Biden’s reelection bid announced they would shorten his campaign speeches. They’ve all but acknowledged Joe’s cognitive decline. ... View MoreBIDEN, THE LIAR IN CHIEF
Cartoon published 05/06/2024
Those handling Biden’s reelection bid announced they would shorten his campaign speeches. They’ve all but acknowledged Joe’s cognitive decline. Biden can barely walk and he can barely talk — but he sure knows how to lie.
Biden is an experienced, accomplished liar and he has no shame about it—and even though many of the tales he tells have been proven to be completely untrue, he repeats those same stories anyway.
“Not a joke!”
His lies are too numerous to list, but here is a sampler:
He claimed he got into politics because he was inspired by the Civil Rights Movement. Yet when he became senator he stood against issues such as bussing, saying he didn’t want his kids in a ‘racial jungle.’ He was friends with Senator Robert Byrd, a former KKK member. Joe was hardly a supporter of civil rights, but later on he claimed he walked and even said he graduated from a historically black college. Nope. Nor did he march with civil rights leaders or go to jail alongside Nelson Mandela. He did not get arrested for standing on a porch of a black family. Trump is not the racist—Biden is.
With phony self-righteous outrage, Biden has repeated many times the lie that Trump called deceased US troops “losers and suckers.” It’s another blatant lie, but Biden says it over and over again regardless. Nor did Trump promise a bloodbath upon his return to the White House. Biden conjured up another lie that Trump is a ’threat to democracy’ because he wanted to become a dictator. Ironically, Joe is the one using the justice system to go after political opponents and locking up their followers. The US now has political prisoners locked up thanks to Democrats such as Joe.
“I’m not kidding!”
He did not drive an 18-wheeler, he was not a high school football star, he was not recruited to play football at the U.S. Naval Academy, he did not receive salacious offers from women, he did not commute daily by train over the Francis Scott Key Bridge, he did not travel over a million miles on Amtrak, his uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, and he did not cut the debt, deficit, or federal budget. His son Beau was not killed in Iraq, his house fire was confined to the kitchen and put out, he did not see two men kissing when he was a child, he was not raised in synagogues, black churches, or by the Puerto Rican community. He did not graduate at the top of his class with multiple scholarships but it’s obvious Biden is not a schola—and in fact he has long been considered to be the stupidest man in the Senate—yet he considers the American public to be dummies and swallow any tall tale he dishes out.
Lunch bucket Joe has always claimed he’s a champion of the middle class and centrist Democrat, but now he’s espousing far-left progressive policies. He’s a political chameleon who changes views to gain power. That’s all he’s about — gaining power and money. He uses lies as a tool to gain support.
Period!
Look for Joe’s lies to become more fantastic as his dementia worsens.
— Ben Garrison
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