. . . so, pondering getting drunk or high for Christmas? YOU are not 'alone', nor ever have been . . . I know; I've been there . . . the best thing about Christmas is Jesus' WORKS, and His 'departure ... View More. . . so, pondering getting drunk or high for Christmas? YOU are not 'alone', nor ever have been . . . I know; I've been there . . . the best thing about Christmas is Jesus' WORKS, and His 'departure gift' of giving us the Holy Spirit is the most vital part of ALL His works and miracles - read this from Acts Chapter 2, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!:
14 But Peter, standing up with the eleven, raised his voice and said to them, “Men of Judea and all who dwell in Jerusalem, let this be known to you, and heed my words. 15 For these are not drunk, as you suppose, since it is only [e]the third hour of the day. 16 But this is what was spoken by the prophet Joel:
17 ‘And it shall come to pass in the last days, says God,
That I will pour out of My Spirit on all flesh;
Your sons and your daughters shall prophesy,
Your young men shall see visions,
Your old men shall dream dreams.
18 And on My menservants and on My maidservants
I will pour out My Spirit in those days;
And they shall prophesy.
19 I will show wonders in heaven above
And signs in the earth beneath:
Blood and fire and vapor of smoke.
20 The sun shall be turned into darkness,
And the moon into blood,
Before the coming of the great and awesome day of the Lord.
21 And it shall come to pass
That whoever calls on the name of the Lord
Shall be saved.’
. . . so, we have GREAT HOPE on this Christmas - but beware of 'waiting'!
. . . GOTSA LOVE THIS BABYLON BEE SPOOF . . .
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty
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Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty
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November 20th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
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KENOSHA, WI—In a stunning reversal, Kyle Rittenhouse awoke this morning to discover that he had been found guilty after all.
Prosecutors explained that during the night, they had found dozens of mail-in jury votes declaring the defendant guilty on all counts. Apparently, boxes of these mail-in votes arrived in a truck at the courthouse around 3:00 am.
Attorneys for Mr. Rittenhouse were dumbfounded as to how such a thing could have happened, raising questions as to the validity of mail-in jury voting. They stated: “We’ve never heard of this. This isn’t part of the legal system. Where did these votes even come from?”
"How DARE you question the sanctity of our criminal justice system!" cried the prosecuting attorneys. "There is no justice until EVERY vote is counted!"
Prosecutors then explained that it was a new COVID measure they had just instituted. “But given how well it’s worked out,” they said, “we’re planning on making it permanent.”
Does Joe Biden make a lot of gaffs? Not according to his speechwriter.
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