Johnny Depp x Amber Heard Trial - Jack Sparrow Testifies (Wellerman Parody)

Captain Jack Sparrow takes the stand at the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard trial, testifying to the tune of the famous Sea Shanty, The Wellerman. Disclaimer: The views expressed in this video are my own, not those of the fictional character Captain Jack Sparrow that was ordered off Wish. This video is also in no way made to undermine those who are victims of domestic violence, but rather a tongue & cheek take on a very absurd defamation case. Domestic violence hotlines: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_domestic_violence_hotlinesSubscribe to my channel for more videos like this: @The Kiffness 🎵 The Kiffness on Spotify: https://Clickbait/Kiffness 👕 Kiffness Merchandise: https://kiffstuff.com☕️ If you'd like to buy me a coffee: https://paypal.me/thekiffness Follow The Kiffness on socials:https://www.facebook.com/thekiffness​https://www.instagram.com/thekiffness​https://www.twitter.com/thekiffnessLyrics:There once was a girl who made a turd on the bed & her name was Amber HeardShe made stuff up, to bring Johnny downSo off to court they goSoon may the verdict comeThat Amber’s lying out her bumWe’ll drink a mega pint of rumWhen Johnny’s free to goIt wasn’t enough to soil the bedshe cut off his finger & bashed his headon the door and yet she still saidshe could never hurt him, soSoon may the verdict comeThat Amber’s lying out her bumWe’ll drink a mega pint of rumWhen Johnny’s free to go Objection heresay all day longAmbers lawyers can find no wrongJohnny hits the drink & a massive bongBut did he hit her though? NoSoon may the verdict comeThat Amber’s lying out her bumWe’ll drink a mega pint of rumWhen Johnny’s free to goAmber in a desperate pleaTold a very sad storyOf how her dog got stung by a bee“My dog got stung by a bee”Lie lie, la lie lie lie, la lie lie lieThe moral of this weird storyis don’t marry a celebrityI think that we can all agree it’s a literal sh*tshowI know that it might not make senseBut it shows domestic violence is not an exclusive offencecommitted just by blokes, soSoon may the verdict comeThat Amber’s lying out her bumWe’ll drink a mega pint of rumWhen Johnny’s free to goSo who did lose and who did win?The jury’s verdict has come in.To no surprise it has always been The lawyers makin’ doughSo now that the verdict’s comeI think we all knew from day onethat Amber lied straight out her bumbut Johnny’s free to goand the lawyers made their doughand Amber put on quite the showSearch Words (ignore):Amber Heard, Amber Turd, #AmberTurd, Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp trial, Justice for Johnny Depp, johnny depp vs amber heard, Johnny Depp testimony, My Dog Stepped on a Bee, My Dog Stepped on a Bee Meme, johnny depp trial 2022, Johnny Depp v amber heard, Johnny Depp court, Johnny Depp court case, ozzy man reviews, ozzy, man, aussie, reviews, recaps, recap, trial, johnny depp, johnny depp trial, amber, amber heard, johnny vs amber, day 16, day 17, day 18, testify, lie, cry, speak, best, moments, highlight, highlights, friends, ambers friends, whitney, sister, lawyers, funny, worst, lying, tmz, camille, camille vasquez, movies, entertainment, defamation, case, law and crime, live, live trial, stream, guilty, verdict, caught, Pewdie Pie, Mr Beast, Weird Al, Parody, Funny Song, Stand Up Comedy, Comedy Skit #JohnnyDepp #AmberHeard #Wellerman #justiceforjohnnydepp