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Oh, buckle up for the riveting “life story” of Renee Nicole Good, as dished out today on The Five by the ever-incisive Jesse Watters—because apparently, in the world of hard-hitting journalism, the key details boil down to her being a 37-year-old white woman, a self-proclaimed poet hailing from Colorado, complete with those oh-so-scandalous pronouns in her bio.   And let’s not forget the juicy tidbits: she leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage, all while fancying herself a “legal observer” without a shred of evidence she ever cracked open a law book.   What a profound biography—truly the stuff of legends, or at least enough to paint her as the ultimate “disrupter” who just couldn’t resist turning her car into a battering ram against ICE agents. Groundbreaking stuff, Jesse; who needs actual context when you’ve got pronouns to sneer at?