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Somali Daycare Centers “Learing Made Simple”Cartoon published 12/29/2025Who knew importing entrepreneurial spirit from Somalia would supercharge Minnesota’s economy?Federal probes suggest up to $9 billion in taxpayer cash vanished into “daycare centers” with zero kids, fake meals, and phantom autism therapy—nearly matching Somalia’s entire GDP (~$12B). That’s some serious side hustle!The Democrats in blue cities apparently looked the other way to avoid those pesky “racism” cries. Meanwhile, Ilhan Omar’s household mysteriously ballooned to potentially $30M (thanks, hubby’s winery and VC magic—socialism pays off when you’re the one cashing in!).Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan rocked a hijab in solidarity—adorable, but maybe focus on actual real kids next time?Hats off to citizen sleuth Nick Shirley, who strolled into empty “learning centers” (one can’t even spell “learning” right) and exposed millions in ghost funding.Corporate media? Crickets, as usual.Time for arrests—or why should we bother paying taxes at all?— The GrrrTeam