Jobs 1 - Prince charles of England 2

When pedo ol’ Charles One-Two-Three kicked the bucket, stone cold, The devil zoomed in, ready to nab his soul. Little Mark Carney, with a cheeky grin, chirps, “Oh, my king, Satan’s knocking—time to confess your sins!” “Ugh,” groans the king, rolling his eyes to the sky, “Can’t you just take one for the team and die?”