Grab them by the pussy.Ode to Joy.1024px

Ode to Joy I remember when you didn't have to grab them by the pussy before you kissed them, but the insanity of this new era requires it if you are hetero and don't want to run the risk of French kissing a faggot transgender. Stranger things have happened.A couple of years ago, a couple of friends of mine had to serve temporary duty in Seattle. Their company paid for these two brothers' suites at a swanky downtown hotel for the duration of their stay.They decided to go out on the town the first night and picked-up a couple of dates. They returned to their adjoining suites and as the making-out progressed, the first one reached his hand into the first date's basement and grabbed ahold of something that shouldn't have been there.He yelled at his brother in the suite next door to check the basement, and he too, found something that shouldn't have been there. They promptly beat the living dogshit out of both dates, took all their money and left them naked, bleeding, and alone in the nearest dark alley.So when you deranged SJW's get all triggered when someone mentions Trump grabbing you by the pussy, maybe you will understand why. Don't start no shit and there will be no shit. Fuck around and find out! https://imgflip.com/i/9k7lx4