08-20-24 DNC

FISHING FOR VOTES- DNC BEGINS Cartoon published 08/19/2024 The Democrat National Convention begins today in Chicago and runs through Thursday. The Democrats are putting forth two of the farthest-left candidates in history. Let’s face it, they maybe be blue democrats, but they went so far left that they became red communists. Walz spent a lot of time in Red China. Kamala will drop out of her Marxist coconut tree again this week. Both comrades are desperately trying to hide their plethora of socialist statements, but the damage is already done. They will be fishing for votes, but will be reeling in nothing but a clumsy lure. The voter fish just aren’t biting. Look for the Democrats to urge a switching of lures or in the case of Walz, they may use dynamite to blow things up if things don’t go their way. After all both Kamala and Tampon Tim love the smell of burning cities in the morning. There’s not much to predict here. Joe Biden will not retake the nomination—he is too far gone. He can barely find his next ice cream cone. Biden announced that after his Monday speech on opening day, he will leave the DNC and not stick around for Kamala’s coronation. Joe and Jill Biden hate what the Marxists did to him, removed him from the power Jill loved. The Dems are now stuck with two grossly incompetent and unlikeable candidates. Joe is out merely because of his dementia. Walz and Harris will be voted out because they are nut jobs. They’re weird, too. If the Democrats come up short on ballots, real or fake, expect a few sticks of dynamite to be thrown as well. After all, Walz loves him a ‘mostly peaceful’ protest. We will see just how nutty they are during the convention. They are a dozen lures short of a tackle box. — The GrrrTeam