07-26-24 Harris Hump Day

WITH KAMALA, EVERY DAY IS ‘HUMP DAY’ Cartoon published 07/26/2024 Special look at the first draft of Kamala’s democratic nominee acceptance speech: Hi everyone, We’re here today to coronate our nomination because today is today and yesterday was yesterday. Tomorrow is tomorrow. But, as my mother used to say when I fell out of the coconut tree, it’s just as easy to sleep your way to the bottom as it is to sleep your way to the top. And this is the present because it’s today; not to get confused. Now, we need to unburden ourselves from our burdens, look to outer space as an outer space, bring Venn Diagrams back into vogue, and appreciate the yellow school buses colored yellow. And we need the passage of time because time passes and before you know it, time is up. When time is pushed to its limit it could even affect outer space. You’ve heard of time travel, right? This is accomplished through time, with time, and in due time which is the present. Now, I have to mention Joe Biden, a man withered and debilitated by time. His time was up and he didn’t even know it! HAHAHAHAHAHA. But he was out in no time. I thank Joe…, and his deserving family, so deserving because they deserve the time to be unburdened…unburdened by the passage of time. KEEP US DRAWING IN 2024 WITH A DONATION! So keep that money coming. I know nobody voted for me but this is a democracy and we have to save our democracy through voting. Donald Trump wants to take us back in time to a time when voting didn’t matter because of racism and sexism. So here’s a list of my greatest hits just to refresh the time of the moment! Moments are importantly important too. Just like “there”, “their”, and “they’re”. They’re there for their reward just like me…in the present for a time. TO VICTORY!!! Ha ha ha ha! -Kamala — Courtesy of a friend GrrrGraphics