How to deal with Ivermectin Karens

How to Deal With Ivermectin Karens and Other Nosey People aka; The Purina Diet Revisited I was in the checkout line at my local grocery store one day with a 50 pound bag of dog chow in my cart when the nosey lady behind me said, "Oh, I see you're a dog lover." I replied, "No, I'm not." She replied with, "If you're not a dog lover, why on earth would you be buying dog food?"I proceeded to explain to her that I was going to go back on the Purina diet again. Her response was, " The Purina diet? What on earth is that?" I replied, "It's a great diet. All you need to do is fill your pockets with Kibbles & Bits and whenever you get hungry you just grab a handful and toss them in your mouth." She replied, you've got to be kidding!?"I replied, "Why not, it's 100% nutritionally complete, and it helps you lose weight. The last time I went on it, I lost over 50 pounds. I probably would have lost even more if I hadn't gone into the hospital." She replied, "Oh, the dog food made you sick, go figure?" I replied, "Absolutely not!" to which she replied, "Then why did you go into the hospital?"I replied, "I was sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls when I got hit by a cement truck!" The look on her face was PRICELESS! https://imgflip.com/i/5n9rvh