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The best thing about North Dakota is the jokes Actually uterus inspection isn't such a bad idea. It would weed out the trannies. A North Dakota farmer was visiting Las Vegas. He had no money to gamble, so he watched the games and bet mentally. In no time at all, he'd lost his mind. A North Dakota hunter comes running into the emergency room carrying his hunting partner. "Help" he says, "I accidentally shot my hunting partner when we were out looking for deer". The doctors take the injured man into the operating room and returns a short time later. The first hunter stands up and says "well, did he make it doc?" The doctor replies "He would have if you wouldn't have gutted him first! And that my friends, is a drop in the bucket. Just google North Dakota jokes. Truth is funnier than fiction. https://imgflip.com/i/8771lw