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Bozo criminal from Washington, Pennsylvania where bozo Marlon Lyons was driving down Interstate 70 with a big load of cocaine in his trunk when he made his first mistake. A cop pulled him over for exceeding the speed limit. As the officer was talking to him, he noticed he was acting rather nervous, so he asked him to step out of the car. Once outside, the officer asked our bozo if he had drugs, guns or anything illegal in the car. This question made our bozo really antsy, and he became very pale, his eyes rolled back into his head, and he fainted dead away, falling right over the guardrail. He wasn’t injured but as you might imagine this made the officer more than a little suspicious. A quick check of the trunk turned up ten kilograms of cocaine. Our bozo was awakened and arrested.