CONgress Cruncher

CONgress Cruncher. The new portable Carlton 2018HD can easily dispose of those pesky CONgress critters. Simply tie them up and feed them into it. Remains are blown out the discharge chute and can be deposited into a trailer, or directly into a hole in the ground. Cleaning is easy. Just run a few slabs of wood through it and those residual remains are blown out with the wood chips. Excellent tool for disposing of the traitors in CONgress who have sold us all out.