The Pelosi Express

Actually sent this broom & letter by UPS to Piglousy in 2009.Madam Speaker, There has been a purchase of eight Gulfstream jets so that members of Congress can avoid public exposure on commercial airlines. What a bunch of hypocrites you are! Just a few months ago Congress was giving the CEOs of the car companies hell for flying in on corporate jets, but when you do it, it is just fine because you are above everyone else.YOU WORK FOR US, YOU BUNCH OF DIPSTICKS!! What about your “carbon footprints”, or does that just apply to us peons? You are so busy trying to shove socialistic Cap and Trade down our throats (among other socialist programs), and trying to force us into those little putt-putt cars that no sensible person would ever want, yet it is just fine for you to have your big limousines and private jets. YOU MAKE ME PUKE!!And we do not want your government run health care either. The government has NEVER done anything right, and now you want to control 20% of the GNP of the country! You make a mess of everything you touch, so HANDS OFF!! We know the truth, and we know that all of you who are pushing this are full of lies. It will be just like England and Canada; long waits for life saving operations, and old people refused treatment because of the cost. Will YOU give up YOUR health care for what you want us to have? I have a gift here for you that is entirely paid for by me, no taxpayer dollars involved whatsoever. It will produce zero carbon emissions and there is no need for refueling stops, which you are so worried about. No need to thank me because I feel that it is my civic duty to assist my country in any way possible. Happy flying, and hang on tight!