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DNC unveils new "personal power supply and charging unit" All of your favorite progressives will want one of these! the PSCU will be equipped with multi ports for charging cell phones, ear buds and vape units! These will be especially popular in the blue states that will be plagued with rolling black outs once the RC car mandates take effect! The DNC is also developing solar panels that will be worn across the top of the back and shoulders, and believe they will provide enough power to charge their RC's. They just need to work out some bugs, as there have been many cases of spontaneous combustion in the trials(that pesky magnifying glass and sun thingy)