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Who's On First? 2021 Version...(by my brother Dickie)Abbott: You can't come in this restaurant.Costello: Why not?Abbott: Because you're unvaccinated!Costello: But I'm not sick?!Abbott: It doesn't matter!Costello: Well, why does that guy get to go in?!Abbott: Because he's vaccinated!Costello: But, he is sick!Abbott: It's alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated!Costello: Then why can't I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?!Abbott: Because you will make them sick!Costello: But, you told me they were vaccinated!Abbott: But, they can still get sick!Costello: So what the heck does the vaccine do?!Abbott: It Vaccinates! Dummy!Costello: So the vaccinated people in the restaurant cannot spread Covid?Abbott: Oh No. They can still spread Covid like unvaccinated people.Costello: And everybody in there can still get sick even though they are all vaccinated?Abbott: That's right.Costello: So, why can't I go in there, I am confused?Abbott: Because you're unvaccinated!Costello: Well then, I'll put on my mask!Abbott: You still can't go in!!Costello: So the mask is no good anymore?!Abbott: No, they're still very good, but you're unvaccinated!Costello: But, everyone in there is vaccinated!!!Abbott: Yes, but you can still get them sick!!!Costello: So you're saying masks and vaccines do not work?!Abbott: Masks and vaccines work very well!Costello: So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick when I am not sick and will wear a mask?Abbott: Third Base!