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The soldiers stationed on the small border island of Zmiinyi in the Black Sea. A Russian warship ordered them to surrender. Zmiinyi translates in English to Snake Island, is located approximately 30 miles off Ukraine's coast, and has a total land area less than 1/10th of a square mile. The Russians told the Ukrainian defenders via radio, "This is a Russian military ship. I suggest you lay down your weapons and surrender to avoid bloodshed and unnecessary victims. Otherwise we will open fire on you." The border defenders replied, "Russian warship, go f*** yourself!" Personally, I think they said Fuuck joe biden