Ben Garrison Zucker And Other Humpty Dumpties Falling

How many Humpty Dummies can fall from the wall? Another Dummy hit the ground hard. CNN’s Jeff Zucker resigned "unexpectedly" yesterday shocking the Fake News community. With CNN’s ratings making a bore hole through the earth and headed towards China, we think this is the real reason Zucker was forced to resign. It seems "Orange Man Bad" wasn’t much of a business model unless losing 90% of your viewers was your goal! Meanwhile, rolling around in the dirt with egg on his face is Neil "I Used to Have a Heart of Gold" Young! Neil "I thought he was dead" Young forgot he was irrelevant and committed suicide by Canceling himself! We expect to see more Humpty Dummies teetering on the brink of the wall. Biden and Trudeau in particular need to fall. Let’s see who falls next.