Ben GarrisonTina Toon Woke MM White Chocolate Privilege

It’s time to avoid M&Ms of all colors. The brilliant minds at the Mars Wrigley corporation think making the funny cartoon M&M characters “woke” is the ticket to big sales. People who run corporations are pretty stupid. Corporations have embraced institutional racism and discriminate based on the color of people’s skin. Critical Candy Theory dictates that the colored discs are good and white people are to be demonized.