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DanielRoberts

Male. Lives in Pearl, Mississippi, United States. Is married.

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Life ain;t sweet so I refuse to sugarcoat shit.

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September 1, 2021 9:20 am

Remember Abbott and Costello's skit 'Who's on First'? Welcome to: ABBOTT AND COSTELLOâ€™S â€˜WHOâ€™S BEEN VACCINATED?â€™ Bud: â€˜You canâ€™t come in here!â€™... View MoreRemember Abbott and Costello's skit 'Who's on First'? Welcome to: ABBOTT AND COSTELLOâ€™S â€˜WHOâ€™S BEEN VACCINATED?â€™ Bud: â€˜You canâ€™t come in here!â€™ Lou: â€˜Why not?â€™ Bud: â€˜Well because youâ€™re unvaccinated.â€™ Lou: â€˜But Iâ€™m not sick.â€™ Bud: â€˜It doesnâ€™t matter.â€™ Lou: â€˜Well, why does that guy get to go in?â€™ Bud: â€˜Because heâ€™s vaccinated.â€™ Lou: â€˜But heâ€™s sick!â€™ Bud: â€˜Itâ€™s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.â€™ Lou: â€˜Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?â€™ Bud: â€˜Yes.â€™ Lou: â€˜So then why canâ€™t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?â€™ Bud: â€˜Because youâ€™ll make them sick.â€™ Lou: â€˜How will I make them sick if Iâ€™m NOT sick and theyâ€™re vaccinated.â€™ Bud: â€˜Because youâ€™re unvaccinated.â€™ Lou: â€˜But theyâ€™re vaccinated.â€™ Bud: â€˜But they can still get sick.â€™ Lou: â€˜So what the heck does the vaccine do?â€™ Bud: â€˜It vaccinates.â€™ Lou: â€˜So vaccinated people canâ€™t spread covid?â€™ Bud: â€˜Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.â€™ Lou: â€˜I donâ€™t even know what Iâ€™m saying anymore. Look. Iâ€™m not sick. Bud: â€˜Ok.â€™ Lou: â€˜And the guy you let in IS sick.â€™ Bud: â€˜Thatâ€™s right.â€™ Lou: â€˜And everybody in there can still get sick even though theyâ€™re vaccinated.â€™ Bud: â€˜Certainly.â€™ Lou: â€˜So why canâ€™t I go in again?â€™ Bud: â€˜Because youâ€™re unvaccinated.â€™ Lou: â€˜Iâ€™m not asking whoâ€™s vaccinated or not!â€™ Bud: â€˜Iâ€™m just telling you how it is.â€™ Lou: â€˜Nevermind. Iâ€™ll just put on my mask.â€™ Bud: â€˜Thatâ€™s fine.â€™ Lou: â€˜Now I can go in?â€™ Bud: â€˜Absolutely not?â€™ Lou: â€˜But I have a mask!â€™ Bud: â€˜Doesnâ€™t matter.â€™ Lou: â€˜I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.â€™ Bud: â€˜I know.â€™ Lou: So why canâ€™t I come in here today with a mask? If you say â€˜because Iâ€™m unvaccinatedâ€™ again, Iâ€™ll break your arm.â€™ Bud: â€˜Take it easy buddy.â€™ Lou: â€˜So the mask is no good anymore.â€™ Bud: â€˜No, itâ€™s still good.â€™ Lou: â€˜But I canâ€™t come in?â€™ Bud: â€˜Correct.â€™ Lou: â€˜Why not?â€™ Bud: â€˜Because youâ€™re unvaccinated.â€™ Lou: â€˜But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.â€™ Bud: â€˜Yes, but people can still catch your germs.â€™ Lou: â€˜But theyâ€™re all vaccinated.â€™ Bud: â€˜Yes, but they can still get sick.â€™ Lou: â€˜But Iâ€™m not sick!!â€™ Bud: â€˜You can still get them sick.â€™ Lou: â€˜So then masks donâ€™t work!â€™ Bud: â€˜Masks work quite well.â€™ Lou: â€˜So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if Iâ€™m not sick and masks work?â€™ Bud: â€˜Third base.â€™

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